Money - How Do You Feel When You Discover That A Complete And Utter MORON Makes More Money Than You? by Gary Simpson
... making money isn't dependent on intelligence. Therefore it's not all that difficult. In fact, it's about as difficult as you want to make it. when you have a method or a system that isn't a job then it is about as easy as falling off a log - or tripping over a vein of gold - and any idiot can do those things. Life isn't very fair when it comes to making money. Are you happy to stand in the shadows of financial dimwits? Isn't it time to start making some real money for yourself?
Your Kidney Function Really Matters: A Lighter Look at What You Need to Know to Prevent Adverse Dru by Timothy McNamara
... In fact, it's just another case of overachiever overkill.) Now, if someone has a creatinine clearance of 80, that means that they have kidney function. And, if someone has a creatinine clearance of 50, that means that they have kidney function. (Are you following all of this?) Many drugs that are eliminated by the kidney will require moderate dosage reductions once a patient's renal function is in the 40-60 range. Patients in the 20-40 range will typically require very large reductions ...
The Jewelry Drawer by Helen Brown
... I bin them along with the pocket calculator in its chipped gold case (from the days when everyone thought calculators were magical) and the – 5) Mahogany coloured lipstick. Whoever made me imagine dark brown lipstick is fabulous? Some of those girls who work behind beauty counters should be arrested. Scrabbling at the bottom of the drawer I discover - 6) A baby’s tooth. My spine turns to Playdoh as I hold the tiny pearl in my palm. My jewellery drawer must’ve doubled as the tooth fairy’s ...
Give A Gift Basket by Charles Kassotis
... Get Grandma a gift basket with a skein or two of her favorite yarn, a new pattern she’s wanted to try, a box of her favorite cookies with a special tea collection, and a pretty knitting needle case for her dresser or sewing kit. You might even include the latest photograph of the grandchildren posing and smiling. For a coworker, why not assemble an assortment of office or desk supplies? A planner, pocket calendar, hand-held calculator, and a style guide make great options.
Technology Tips To Make Life Easier by Jim Meisenheimer
... If you would like to run for the GOLD and learn how to become the BEST you can become - please keep reading. If you're an EMERIL kind of person and interested in "Kicking it up a notch," take a look at my October 5-6 Advanced Selling Skills Boot Camp. New topics and exercises to help you take your business to the next level. See complete details along with 9 special bonuses here:
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Want More Sales? Write A Barry Bonds Sales Letter by Dean Phillips
... If you order within the next 7 days, you'll also receive a personalized calculator mouse pad absolutely FREE, with your company's name embossed in gold lettering! Order NOW!" You can also use a post script to tie everything together, by summarizing your most important benefits. Another reason that you should use a post-script is strictly elementary. Studies have shown that most people, when reading a sales letter will read the headline and then immediately zoom right down to the bottom of ...
Sir Witless and the Dragon - An Almost True Fairy Tale about the EPA by Jim Roe
... Or dying of natural causes?" "No," replied the knight, "Have you any piles of gold?” trying to change the subject. "Dragons have one limitation, they cannot slay the stupid and are you ever so stupid. Listen, once, long ago I was a small government organization. As I matured, I became a dragon living on The Hill. I cannot die, I cannot be defeated, I only grow stronger." said the dragon. "Virgins?" asked the knight. "Pardon?" Choking from the stench, the knight explained, "You know, ...